Humorous Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt for Comfortable Casual Wear
Humorous Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt for Comfortable Casual Wear
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
## Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt
π **Product Overview:**
Unleash your humor and start conversations with the "Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids" T-Shirt! This unique and playful shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh while keeping it real. Whether you're at a casual gathering, running errands, or just lounging at home, this shirt is sure to grab attention and break the ice.
π¨ **Design & Style:**
- **Color:** Classic black that provides a perfect canvas for the bold white lettering.
- **Style:** Unisex fit, designed for both comfort and versatility, making it an excellent addition to any wardrobe.
- **Material:** Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, ensuring all-day comfort, whether you're wearing it at home or out with friends.
π **Key Features:**
- **Humorous Statement:** The witty phrase βAsk Me About My Hemorrhoidsβ is perfect for those with a cheeky sense of humor and makes for an excellent conversation starter.
- **Durable & High-Quality Print:** The print is designed to withstand numerous washes without fading or peeling, ensuring that the humor lasts as long as your shirt.
- **Perfect Gift:** An ideal present for friends or family members who appreciate a bit of light-hearted fun and enjoy standing out from the crowd.
π§Ά **Care Instructions:**
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
- Do not iron directly on the print to maintain its quality.
π **Why You'll Love It:**
This t-shirt not only brings a smile but also serves as a reminder to embrace life's quirky moments. Wear it proudly and let your sense of humor shine through!
π‘ **Sizing Information:**
Available in multiple sizes from Small to 3XL to ensure a perfect fit for everyone. Refer to the size chart for details.
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Grab your "Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids" T-Shirt today and make a statement that's both entertaining and memorable!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
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Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.