Funny If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going T-Shirt for Women
Funny If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going T-Shirt for Women
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Funny T-Shirt for Women**
🐾 **Show Your Love for Dogs in Style!**
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our "If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going" funny T-Shirt designed exclusively for women who adore their furry companions. This stylish tee is perfect for dog lovers who want to express their dedication with a dash of humor.
🎨 **Chic Design & Vibrant Colors**
Crafted from high-quality cotton, this comfortable tee features a playful slogan that resonates with fellow dog enthusiasts. Available in a classic black shade, it provides versatility for any outfit, whether you're heading to a dog park, running errands, or just lounging at home.
💁♀️ **Flattering Fit**
Designed with a modern, form-flattering cut, this t-shirt complements all body types. It’s easy to pair with your favorite jeans, skirts, or shorts, making it an ideal choice for both casual outings and relaxed weekends.
🧶 **Quality Material**
Woven from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt promises all-day comfort, durability, and minimal shrinkage after washing. You'll find it’s perfect for layering or wearing on its own during any season.
🎁 **Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers**
Looking for a unique gift? This funny t-shirt makes a great present for birthdays, holidays, or just to surprise the dog lover in your life. It's an excellent way to spread joy and camaraderie among fellow pet parents.
🌟 **Key Features:**
- **Material:** 100% Cotton
- **Style:** Casual, Funny, Graphic Tee
- **Color:** Classic Black
- **Sizes:** Available in a range of sizes for the perfect fit
- **Care Instructions:** Machine washable for easy upkeep
Make a humorous statement while showcasing your love for your four-legged friend. Add the "If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going" t-shirt to your collection today and be ready to turn heads wherever you go!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.