Funny I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer T-Shirt
Funny I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer T-Shirt
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer - T-Shirt**
*Embrace Your Sense of Humor with Style*
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our **I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer T-Shirt**! This fun and quirky tee is perfect for beer lovers and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, this T-shirt provides all-day comfort while making a bold statement.
**π Product Features:**
- **Design:** The playful text "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer" is prominently printed in a stylish, easy-to-read font that will surely crack a smile.
- **Color:** Classic black background with white graphic print ensures versatility, making it easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or casual trousers.
- **Style:** This unisex T-shirt offers a relaxed fit, making it suitable for both men and women. It's a great choice for casual outings, parties, or just lounging at home.
- **Material:** Made from 100% premium cotton, the shirt is breathable, lightweight, and perfect for all seasons.
- **Sizes Available:** From Small to XXL, we cater to all body types, ensuring everyone can enjoy this fun design!
**π Why Youβll Love It:**
This T-shirt not only makes a great addition to your own wardrobe but also serves as a fantastic gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just because! Celebrate your love for beer with a touch of wit, and let your personality shine!
**π Care Instructions:**
To keep your T-shirt in top shape, machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low, and avoid bleach.
Donβt miss out on adding this humorous and stylish T-shirt to your collection. Grab yours today and let the world know your playful side!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
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Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.