Funny Furzkanone T-Shirt - Quirky German Phrase Tee for Laughs
Funny Furzkanone T-Shirt - Quirky German Phrase Tee for Laughs
Find your perfect fit โ all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
๐ T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5โ | 27โ | 8โ |
| S | 18โ | 28โ | 8.25โ |
| M | 20โ | 29โ | 8.5โ |
| L | 22โ | 30โ | 9โ |
| XL | 24โ | 31โ | 9.25โ |
| 2XL | 26โ | 32โ | 9.5โ |
| 3XL | 28โ | 33โ | 9.75โ |
๐ How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
๐ก Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex โ for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youโre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180โ200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### Furzkanone - Funny German Expression Phrase T-Shirt
๐ **Unleash Your Humor with the Furzkanone T-Shirt!** ๐
Elevate your wardrobe with a touch of humor and style! Our **Furzkanone T-Shirt** offers a unique blend of German charm and playful expression thatโs sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Perfect for casual outings, parties, or simply lounging at home, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who appreciates wit and fun.
**Key Features:**
๐จ **Design**: The shirt showcases a quirky and eye-catching "Furzkanone" phrase, printed in bold, vibrant letters that make a statement. The creative typography captures the essence of this hilarious German expression, ensuring you stand out in any crowd.
๐๏ธ **Material**: Made from 100% premium cotton, this T-shirt is soft against the skin, lightweight, and breathableโideal for all-day comfort whether you're out and about or just relaxing at home.
๐ **Style & Fit**: This classic crew-neck tee offers a relaxed fit that flatters all body types. Available in a timeless, versatile color that can easily be paired with jeans, shorts, or joggers, making it an essential addition to your wardrobe.
๐ **Perfect for All Occasions**: Whether you're looking for a fun gift for a friend, an icebreaker at a social event, or simply want to flaunt your love for German humor, this T-shirt is a fantastic choice.
๐ **Care Instructions**: To keep your Furzkanone T-shirt looking fresh and vibrant, machine wash with like colors and tumble dry low.
๐ฅ **Show Off Your Personality!** Donโt miss out on the chance to express your love for humor and unique phrases. Grab your **Furzkanone** T-Shirt today and let your personality shine through!
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How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youโll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
โ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) โ soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
โ US orders usually arrive in 4โ7 business days. International orders take 7โ14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
โ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnโt fit?
What if my shirt doesnโt fit?
โ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weโll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
โ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.