Funny Ask Me About My Micropenis T-Shirt for Adult Humor Lovers
Funny Ask Me About My Micropenis T-Shirt for Adult Humor Lovers
Find your perfect fit β all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
π T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5β | 27β | 8β |
| S | 18β | 28β | 8.25β |
| M | 20β | 29β | 8.5β |
| L | 22β | 30β | 9β |
| XL | 24β | 31β | 9.25β |
| 2XL | 26β | 32β | 9.5β |
| 3XL | 28β | 33β | 9.75β |
π How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
π‘ Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex β for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youβre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180β200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### π Ask Me About My Micropenis Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor T-Shirt π
Elevate your wardrobe with a dash of cheeky humor! Our **Ask Me About My Micropenis** T-Shirt is a playful nod to adult humor that guarantees laughs and reactions wherever you go. Perfect for comedy lovers and those who enjoy making light of lifeβs awkward moments, this shirt is a conversation starter like no other.
#### **Product Features:**
- **Color & Style:** This classic black T-shirt features bold white lettering that reads βAsk Me About My Micropenis.β The eye-catching text stands out brilliantly against the fabric, making it an ideal choice for anyone looking to showcase their fun side.
- **Material:** Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this T-shirt ensures comfort all day long. Whether you're out with friends or lounging at home, enjoy the lightweight feel of high-quality fabric.
- **Fit:** Designed with a unisex fit, itβs perfect for everyone! Available in various sizes, this T-shirt flatters all body types, providing both style and comfort.
- **Versatile Fashion:** Pair it with jeans for a casual look or layer it under a jacket for added flair. This T-shirt is not just clothing; itβs a statement piece that reflects your witty personality!
#### **Why Youβll Love It:**
- **Perfect Gift:** Looking for a unique gift for a friend with a great sense of humor? This T-shirt is sure to be a hit at parties, birthdays, or any occasion!
- **Witty Conversations:** Whether worn at social gatherings or casual outings, itβs a surefire way to spark laughter and interesting conversations.
- **Durable Quality:** Our T-shirts are designed to withstand everyday wear and tear while maintaining their shape and color, offering long-lasting enjoyment.
#### **Care Instructions:**
To keep your T-shirt looking its best, machine wash cold with like colors, and tumble dry low. Avoid iron on the print to maintain its vibrant messaging.
Join the ranks of those who arenβt afraid to flaunt their sense of humor. Grab your **Ask Me About My Micropenis Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor T-Shirt** today and be the life of the party! π
#### **Perfect For:**
- Casual outings with friends
- Bachelorette or bachelor parties
- Funny gift exchanges
- Everyday humor lovers
Unleash your playful side with this one-of-a-kind T-shirt that perfectly blends style and comedy! Get ready to embrace the laughs! π
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youβll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
β Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) β soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
β US orders usually arrive in 4β7 business days. International orders take 7β14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
β Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
What if my shirt doesnβt fit?
β You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weβll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
β We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.
