Funny Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt for Comfort and Humor
Funny Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt for Comfort and Humor
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt**
*Unleash Your Humor with Comfort!*
Introducing the **Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt**, an amusing and cheeky addition to your wardrobe that’s perfect for sparking conversations and sharing laughter wherever you go!
### 🌟 **Product Highlights:**
- **Playful Design:** This t-shirt features a bold and quirky slogan that showcases your sense of humor. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, it’s sure to catch the eye and initiate fun discussions!
- **Soft and Comfortable Fabric:** Made from high-quality cotton material, the t-shirt promises a soft touch against the skin, ensuring all-day comfort whether you’re at home, out with friends, or just lounging around.
- **Versatile Style:** The classic unisex fit makes it suitable for everyone. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or lounge pants for a casual yet stylish look! It’s an ideal choice for both men and women.
- **Vibrant Color Options:** Choose from an array of eye-catching colors to express your personality. Each color complements the witty slogan beautifully, making it a standout piece in any casual wardrobe.
- **Durable Printing:** The vibrant print is designed to withstand multiple washes, maintaining its quality and humor over time.
### 💡 **Why You’ll Love It:**
Get ready to break the ice and add a unique flair to your style with the **Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt**. This shirt makes a fantastic gift for friends, family, or anyone with a great sense of humor. It's not just clothing; it's a conversation starter!
### 🎁 **Perfect For:**
- **Casual Outings**
- **Gifts & Parties**
- **Relaxed Weekends**
- **Medical Humor Enthusiasts**
Elevate your wardrobe with a touch of humor. Grab your **Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids T-Shirt** today and wear your funny bone with pride!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees you’ll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.