Correctional Officer Stupid People Keep Me Employed Funny T-Shirt
Correctional Officer Stupid People Keep Me Employed Funny T-Shirt
Find your perfect fit – all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
📏 T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5” | 27” | 8” |
| S | 18” | 28” | 8.25” |
| M | 20” | 29” | 8.5” |
| L | 22” | 30” | 9” |
| XL | 24” | 31” | 9.25” |
| 2XL | 26” | 32” | 9.5” |
| 3XL | 28” | 33” | 9.75” |
📝 How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
💡 Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex – for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If you’re between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180–200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
**Correctional Officer - "Stupid People Keep Me Employed" T-Shirt**
*Category: Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry*
👕 **Elevate Your Wardrobe with a Touch of Humor!**
Made for those who serve tirelessly in the correctional field, this "Stupid People Keep Me Employed" T-Shirt humorously highlights the challenges of everyday life as a correctional officer. Crafted for comfort and style, this shirt is perfect for casual outings, on-duty wear, or just lounging around.
🎨 **Design Features:**
- **Color:** Classic black, providing a sleek and versatile look that pairs well with any attire.
- **Style:** Bold white text prominently displays the humorous quote, made to make a statement while keeping it lighthearted.
- **Fit:** Available in various sizes, this t-shirt features a comfortable unisex fit suitable for both men and women.
🌟 **Material Quality:**
- Made from high-quality cotton for a soft, breathable feel that is perfect for all-day wear.
- Durable print that withstands regular washing, ensuring that the fun message stays vibrant and intact.
🎁 **Perfect for Gift-Giving:**
This t-shirt makes an excellent gift for birthdays, holidays, or as a thoughtful surprise for your favorite correctional officer or law enforcement enthusiast.
✨ **Why Choose This T-Shirt?**
- **Express Yourself:** Showcase your proud role as a correctional officer with a humorous twist.
- **Versatile Wear:** Suitable for both work and casual settings, easily styled with jeans, shorts, or joggers.
- **Conversation Starter:** Break the ice and lighten the mood with the witty phrase that everyone can relate to.
Don't miss your chance to own this fun and functional piece of clothing that merges humor with practicality. Order your Correctional Officer - "Stupid People Keep Me Employed" T-Shirt today and celebrate the dedication of correctional officers everywhere!
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
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Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
→ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) — soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
→ US orders usually arrive in 4–7 business days. International orders take 7–14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
→ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
What if my shirt doesn’t fit?
→ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
→ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.