Ask Me About My Micropenis Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt for Men and Women
Ask Me About My Micropenis Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt for Men and Women
Find your perfect fit โ all sizes are US standard unisex measurements.
๐ T-Shirt Measurements (in inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5โ | 27โ | 8โ |
| S | 18โ | 28โ | 8.25โ |
| M | 20โ | 29โ | 8.5โ |
| L | 22โ | 30โ | 9โ |
| XL | 24โ | 31โ | 9.25โ |
| 2XL | 26โ | 32โ | 9.5โ |
| 3XL | 28โ | 33โ | 9.75โ |
๐ How to Measure
- Chest Width: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure 1" below armpit, across chest from seam to seam.
- Body Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
- Sleeve Length: Measure from shoulder seam to end of sleeve.
๐ก Sizing Tips
- All shirts are unisex โ for a more fitted look, size down; for oversized style, size up.
- If youโre between two sizes, we recommend choosing the larger one for comfort.
- Our tees are pre-shrunk but may shrink up to 5% after first wash.
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Product Detail
Product Detail
Our tees are crafted with premium 100% cotton (180โ200gsm), designed to be soft, breathable, and durable.
Every print is created using eco-friendly, high-definition inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
- Unisex fit (true to US size)
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
- Ethically produced & shipped worldwide
### Ask Me About My Micropenis Funny T-Shirt
๐ **Product Overview**
Unleash your wild side with the "Ask Me About My Micropenis Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor T-Shirt"! This hilariously cheeky tee is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and don't shy away from bold humor. Made with high-quality materials, this shirt is as comfortable as it is amusing.
๐จ **Design & Style**
- **Color:** Classic Black
- **Style:** Short Sleeve, Crew Neck
- The shirt features a playful and eye-catching print that reads โAsk Me About My Micropenisโ in bold white letters, designed to spark conversation and laughter wherever you go. The humorous message is perfect for parties, casual outings, or just lounging at home.
๐ **Material & Fit**
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton fabric, this t-shirt offers a relaxed fit that flatters all body types. It's lightweight and perfect for layering or wearing alone.
๐๏ธ **Versatile Wear**
Whether you're heading out for a fun night with friends or looking to make a statement at a casual gathering, this shirt adds a touch of hilarity to any outfit. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or pajamas for a laid-back yet entertaining look.
๐ **Perfect Gift**
Looking for a unique gift for the funny friend in your life? This inappropriate humor t-shirt makes for the perfect birthday, holiday, or โjust becauseโ gift!
โจ **Care Instructions**
To maintain the vibrant print and soft feel, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.
๐ **Why Choose Us?**
- **Quality Assurance:** Made with premium materials.
- **Fun and Stylish:** Stand out with a shirt thatโs sure to grab attention.
- **Comfortable Fit:** Designed for all-day wear.
Bring laughter into your wardrobe today with the "Ask Me About My Micropenis Funny Inappropriate Adult Humor T-Shirt"! Perfect for those who donโt take life too seriously. Embrace the humor! ๐
How to wear & care
How to wear & care
Perfect for daily wear, streetwear outfits, parties, or casual hangouts.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it with a jacket for an effortless look.
To keep your tee looking fresh:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Use mild detergent (no bleach)
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
Materials & Craftsmanship
Materials & Craftsmanship
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft-touch, breathable, durable)
Print: DTG eco-friendly inks (non-toxic, safe for skin, long-lasting colors)
Fit: Unisex, US standard sizing (check our [Size Guide])
Origin: Designed in-house by Bacoza, produced with trusted partners to ensure quality
Guarantee: 30-day return policy + responsive customer support
Premium Comfort
Soft cotton tees youโll want to wear every day.
Meaningful Designs
From pets to art to humor, find a tee that tells your story.
Perfect for Gifting
Thoughtful, unique, and sure to bring a smile.
Trusted Worldwide
Thousands of orders shipped with care.
Questions check here
What material are the tees made from?
What material are the tees made from?
โ Our tees are printed on authentic Gildan blanks (5000 & 6400) โ soft, durable cotton with eco-friendly inks that keep colors vibrant.
How do I find my right size?
How do I find my right size?
All shirts follow US unisex sizing. For a tighter fit, size down; for an oversized look, size up. See our [Size Guide] for details.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
โ US orders usually arrive in 4โ7 business days. International orders take 7โ14 business days depending on location.
Do you ship internationally?
Do you ship internationally?
โ Yes, we ship worldwide. A tracking link is always provided so you can follow your order.
What if my shirt doesnโt fit?
What if my shirt doesnโt fit?
โ You can exchange unworn items within 30 days. Just contact our support team and weโll take care of it.
What payment methods do you accept?
What payment methods do you accept?
โ We accept all major cards, PayPal, Stripe, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.